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person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
mugGet the sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of theremug.

Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
mugGet the Oklahoma Oil Changemug.

Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.
by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021
mugGet the Oklahoma water slidemug.

oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops
You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!
by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024
mugGet the oklahoma openermug.

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
mugGet the The Ol' Oklahoma Alamomug.

Oklahoma steer

When a guy gets offended at the bar so he would rather be home getting fucked by a bull.
That guy got so butthurt, I bet he’s an Oklahoma steer.
by BigDK5 December 31, 2023
mugGet the Oklahoma steermug.

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual taking a hit from it.
Wanna Oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul.
by iEnVy_flix May 21, 2018
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