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captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
Hold the Captain's Butter please.
by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017
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stani-butter

Richard pryor loved his stani-butter.
by babyrazor July 21, 2003
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Prenut Butter

Stop teasing me! I got prenut butter all over my boxers!
by Evalephant July 27, 2019
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Convo-butter

One who compulsively interrupts or butts in to other people's conversatons without being invited.
Ugh! Bob is such a convo-butter! He's always interrupting our private conversations.
Hey I don't mean to be a convo-butter but what you said to Bob is compleatly wrong.
by LittleDivaDog January 6, 2020
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Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
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Shutter Butter

Term for a Photo or a Picture that is super nice looking.

A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.

Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.

That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)

That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023
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Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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