Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

EGO

Usually means dick size or private area size.

'whats your EGO size'. 'Mines is average ego size'

by John Adam Jr March 15, 2021

plat ego

kainewall12098

kainewall12098 has plat ego

by xxfigewarxx April 9, 2023

ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!

Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.

by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017

W ego

Someone ignores you meaning they have a big ego.

Person 1- “Hey”
Person 2- no response

Person 1- “w ego”

by BobsBurgerCandy June 25, 2025

Egoing

Ego’d or Egoing
To blatantly ignore or give no response to an individual which eventually damages their self-esteem or pisses them off

Mark: Jason get on the game I just got home from work!

Jason:

Mark: Why the fuck are you Egoing me?

by whotookYouBaller May 1, 2024