nappy pitstop

carer nigel changing his dead mums nappy 27 times per day. 28 if you consider the one she's buried in.

nappy pitstop nice

by mrs tosser November 24, 2025

bust it nappy

when you don't feel like doing all the usual stuff that you gotta do to get ready for the day. so you just do the minimum, and hope for the best.

i overslept, and i can't be late today...guess I'm just gonna have to bust it nappy.

by Funky Fionna December 18, 2011

Hulked a nappy

Ripped tab of nappy off when doing up clean nappy

Man i just hulked a nappy by ripping the tab of this nappy, didnt know my own strength.

by Missthng April 26, 2015

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe

Kelsey devoe the nappy how is a know down hands down perfect in every aspect then you find out she lied about sleeping with ping and havein gang bangs alot while she still refuses to let you hit but let's ping a well known STD spreader of herpes which is documented and possibly hiv

Oh dam bro you just got kelsey devoe the nappy hoe now you should go get checked because when you get KELSEY LEANN DEVOE NAPPY HOE"D YOUR PROB DEAD FROM LETTIN PING STIK HIS DIK N U

by anonymous May 24, 2025