Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what
by Bernerd November 27, 2021
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Northern Minnesota Cologne

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
by Joshcopeland04 June 05, 2023
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Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.
Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”
by Northern kid January 18, 2019
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Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.
Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!
by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021
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Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.
Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.
by ReneeD. June 07, 2020
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northern

I'm glad we left that party, the host was really northern.
by sailor soon February 27, 2017
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Northern Lehigh

OBSESSED

Poking nose for 20 yrs. Disturbing the peace repeatedly.

When you smile like a phoneacian watching a baby being burned in a fire.

Schizo cult.

Crazy makers. (Facts) Mentally ill. Neo nazism? Zersetzung? Voyerism? No one wants to know. But there is evidense, like dead animal wrapped in red cloth. (Facts)

To find Ktrna casing ur house, tell 5 ppl & leave it. They tell her sisters fiening friends.

Inbreds shit in your mouth, smile, then burn you. You only got wind of them for a second.

Lying. Leaving nonsensical note with grass and blood stains, crunkled and ripped. Break windows with corncobs. Believe u r right to do that. Laugh. Believing in your grandiosity.

Breaking in homes. Destroy cabinets and doors. Believing you had every right to do that. Stealing underwear. Believing that is ok to do. Breaking outdoor lanterns. Rape tantrums Vandalising driveways with buckets of paint. Totally legal. Vandalising a shed with a :) and hooked up a noose.

Laughing in fits of rage with ur demons. In need of rehab, but justify everything in schizo. Yelled at to stfu and gtfo of others yards. You belong in a mental hospital, better a state penitention. Breaking cameras. Avoid jail and have cokeheads on back up. You need CORRUPT RAPIST tattooed on your head.

Grossly disturbed, psycho, delusioned, grandiose, hallucinating, psychosexual, manic, overwhelmed with feelings, thieving. Rapist. .
Creepy men from Northern Lehigh hunt victim on and offline, smiling.
by Ok ew March 17, 2024
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