northern forces

sea weed is a type of sea grass which generally grows between the northern see of the mercenary islands of the coast of the Horizon Union

northern forces joins the north clan

by memestr101 August 10, 2018

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Northern Duo

A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.

*addressing unsuspecting traveller*

Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?

Traveller: I am Mr Chapman

by Snakey 🐍 July 3, 2019

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019