chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)

Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.

by admirallenny November 6, 2014

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Penn Hills Mustache

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.

Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.

by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009

The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.

Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!

by El Peligroso June 14, 2008

Fur Nut Mustache

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.

My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.

by Peet March 22, 2004

Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009