Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 09, 2021

Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt

Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.

by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023

Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.

That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.

by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020

nigga mullet

a nigga wit a mullet

"yo nigga that nigga got a nigga mullet"

by The Grand Method November 09, 2023

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 28, 2018

sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.

I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet

by Plkellyak February 27, 2018

rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.

We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.

by Carisatgewise August 30, 2015