Michael

A loser with no friends

Michael is stupid

by dakinglsey October 17, 2017

Michael

Gay as freak who eats his dad out

Michael eat his dad out again

by Brjjfntrhr April 5, 2017

Michael

A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt

Jesus, what a michael

by __the_truth_factor__ June 19, 2017

Michael

Just an overall piece of trash. A guy that sucks donkey balls at Naruto and rage quits everytime his pussy ass is perfect blocked on Dragonball.

"Bro you're ass at this game, what a Michael"

by Suckmysugarylittlecunt February 16, 2017

Michael

A guy with a big dick who will make you cum in 3 seconds.

Michael straight tore my pussy up

by Michael1278 November 6, 2018

Michael

From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.

1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr March 12, 2009

Michael

A little bitch who only has contact with human life twice a week

Michael is a faggot

by AnT_Morr November 20, 2016