African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. by kaidoo November 22, 2023
Get the the weomtoppy methodmug. the Mr. Voice method is when you ragebait f1nn for saying contreversial things that i dare not describe. its only to be used to do justice. for the sake of the world. never. release. f1nn
by Mr. Voice October 28, 2025
Get the the Mr. Voice methodmug. Fiend slang for the sexual act of inserting a rod into ones urethra (especially that of a mans). Used commonly by Homosexuals, Thugs, and self proclaimed "BBC Fiends".
Term likely originates from Gay Pornography or a popular online porn gif of an elderly man inserting a metal rod into his penis labeled "method 6".
Similar to the act of Urethral Sounding, but termed specifically towards men.
Term likely originates from Gay Pornography or a popular online porn gif of an elderly man inserting a metal rod into his penis labeled "method 6".
Similar to the act of Urethral Sounding, but termed specifically towards men.
Gay Man 1: Hello fellow fiends, I'm having a hard time ejaculating to Homosexual Pornography and African American Penises, should I apply Method 6?
Gay Man 2: Yes, Method 6 is my personal favorite for the act of fiending. May I join in your thug hunting session? I really would enjoy indulging in Homosexual activity.
Gay Man 2: Yes, Method 6 is my personal favorite for the act of fiending. May I join in your thug hunting session? I really would enjoy indulging in Homosexual activity.
by DefineGhetto November 26, 2023
Get the Method 6mug. Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.
I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.
by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021
Get the Extraction Methodmug. Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
by gratepatch October 15, 2023
Get the The Luke Methodmug. When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.
Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
by Jdub14 August 20, 2017
Get the Roll-Back Methodmug.