March 26

This is National Dumb bitch day, wherein we commemorate and celebrate the stupidity of ourselves and others. Festivities include committing acts of stupidity.

Joe: Damn, what are you doing on March 26?
John: Idk, I’m just gonna do some stupid shit

by Wet_avocados February 18, 2020

March 10

The day the most thickest of people are born.

Dan : damn look at that ass.
John: she thicc she must be born on March 10th

by Dummythiccy October 28, 2019

March 1

National Anime Tiddies Day. We all know the first day of March gives you that anime tiddies vibe so, embrace it.

Oh March 1st! That’s national Anime Tiddies Day! Only the best day of the year

by Lil dicc god October 15, 2019

March 21

If you were born on this day you will get the 3 B's as Wise SpiderKermit Has Said "my uncle once told me, with great strength comes big Booty bitches

I'm born on March 21 so I get all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES

by Imnotgayurgay October 29, 2019

March 16th

The best date of them all

Person 1: hey, did you know it’s March 16th today?
Person 2: of course. It’s the best date ever.

by #######1111 April 9, 2019

March 4th

March 4th is officially give your girl a hoodie day so boys get a hoodie ready

Girl”it’s march 4th” boy “and” girl it’s give your girl a hoddie day” boy”oh here you go baby”

by Girls slay March 2, 2020

March 23

National cuddle day is that day so grab anyone at anytime and cuddle them to death

Boy: hey what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 23 National cuddle day!!
Boy: okay then..wanna cuddle ☺️

by Mccfoxsocks March 16, 2020