task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

Super manager

Typical guy who has always done better then you have,

Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu

But in reality just a number, a line worker

Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea

by Derekpilks April 15, 2024

product manager

the face of of a product

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.

by pizzaman10212232 August 10, 2017

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

Managering

The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.

1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020