Whore magic

A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.

She got all As?
Whore magic!

by Zakharov October 28, 2020

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

magical device

synonym for a vibrator.

my mom found my magical device under the bed

by poprocky July 27, 2009

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 3, 2009

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018

Magic Mines

This Minecraft series was set to be one of the greatest series ever on YouTube. Until the creator went mad and started collecting Pokémon cards. Legend says the magic mines drove him to insanity.

Sorry babe I can’t have sex right now. I’m too busy watching my favorite Minecraft series Magic Mines.

by Bigpapa96 May 11, 2021