Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

butt muncher

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.

Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.

by fart patrol September 28, 2019

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

slaw muncher

White people because they love eating their rabbit food looking coleslaw

Look at that slaw muncher over there his names probably John Smith

by The Steve October 2, 2022

muscle muncher

A Man That Sucks Penis.

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"

by plebbhead October 27, 2011