Luke

a stupid nasty asshole

Luke is a FUCKBOY

by @zebras.cool.yeah May 14, 2018

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Someone who loves flamed grilled stake McCoy's and is always drinking coke

He has a bag of McCoy's and a can of coke he must be a luke

by BGmedialover7 February 26, 2017

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A person with many spots all over their body with an incredibly bad sense of fashion

"Look at that boy with 3000 zits and that horrible yellow puffer, his name must be Luke"

by Nacrashtaymarayoona May 4, 2018

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a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die

Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!

by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021

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Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

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