Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect

Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.

by AVM10183 January 2, 2014

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009