When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
by astoriaboy28 March 28, 2009
by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005
The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
or
Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
by Twice bitten June 26, 2009
the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.
by soyhuman September 03, 2023
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
by SamTheSlayer April 27, 2012