Cock Leach

A woman who is always trying to get some dick.

Nene - “Dude, Ally just snapchatted me”
Mac - “Better watch out, that chick is a cock leach”

by smackyyy April 16, 2019

Pale Leech

The male negro looking for the free ticket out of his negro existence. He slithers about seeking out white women to latch onto for as long a she allows him.

You guys, a negro just creeped on my profile and is now trying to play like games with me.

Oh, looks like a pale leech sees something it wants.

by dontcare999 August 3, 2019

Swamp Leech

An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.

Melissa is a total swamp leech so I am breaking up with her.

by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020

Guest leech

A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.

Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!

by demonthotlord March 1, 2021

Frenchie Leech

An english man that follows you around, kind of like he is on your leech

Person 1: Why is jack following us around like a weird cunt?
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!

by RoccoIsGay August 29, 2021

Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.

Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!

by LordJenal April 5, 2022

Coño de leche

When something is so keen for you that it's wetting itself.

This salsa is so coño de leche.

by Un cañon March 19, 2021