Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 16, 2021
Get the Functionally lazymug. A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
Get the Selectively lazymug. When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.
Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.
by Kade22 May 7, 2009
Get the Lazy Kademug. by Lewish018 September 19, 2018
Get the Lazy playmug. When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
Get the Lazy Teabagmug.