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Lawn stars

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.
As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.
by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021
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Kian lawn

by Kian l March 6, 2018
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Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
mugGet the Lawn Ornamentmug.

mowed the lawn

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by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020
mugGet the mowed the lawnmug.

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
mugGet the plastic lawn ornament daymug.
The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
mugGet the the grass in your front lawnmug.

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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