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Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Cuckedmug.

lawn deity

An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Zack.
Duy.
JSB.

"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004
mugGet the lawn deitymug.

Lawn Manor Academy

the most shit school in the world. sexist as shit. Filled with furries , weirdos and pedos
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"

You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
by GVSDFGDFGHFGDHGFDHFSGDSfdsafas February 10, 2024
mugGet the Lawn Manor Academymug.

Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
mugGet the Lawn Waxmug.

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Mowermug.

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".
by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021
mugGet the Mow her lawnmug.

Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
mugGet the Lawn Ninjamug.

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