Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.

Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"

by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021

Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

Lawn Tiger

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

by Stop69 December 23, 2012