kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008

Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty

Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

by SimDevoSlipknot January 20, 2020

Kitty

Slang for a vagina- originated from 'pussy' (as in cat, kitty, etc...). Often used by lesbians.

"Ohh, yeah, on Friday I pet her kitty good."
"She's got a shaved kitty!"

by be-bop-a-lula January 1, 2005

Kitty

Extremely dangerous wild animal that has long fangs and claws of which it murders its prey.

"look at the kitty!"
"DIE BITCH"

by Collloser The Typer Boi September 30, 2020

blue kitty

When a woman is so turned on but didn't have an orgasm. Similar to "blue balls" but with a pussy.

I was fooling around with my boyfriend but we didn't have sex. Now I'm suffering from blue kitty. I may have to use my vibrator to relieve it.

by Feisty Mischief March 2, 2014

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

can a' kitty

when you shake a bottle of soda of your choosing and lets it explode into into your fuck buddy's vagina and after have oral with them.

Ben shook up the bottle of coke and sprayed it into abby's vagina,it was bens first can a' kitty.

by mrs.bushesbush February 19, 2008