Kansas Pizzeria

When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.

Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.

Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!

by Mictasty December 13, 2019

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed

Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.

by Kansas kids February 11, 2020

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.

I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.

by Midwes$t March 6, 2020

Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.

“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”

by Burlykansasbear April 30, 2024