Jason

Jasons are a type of humans that sometimes really don't give a damn. They don't like people that tell them what to do. They also don't like girls that are too clingy and are like magnets. They may seem like assholes but they do care if they do give a damn (rarely). So if a Jason says "I don't give a rats ass..." than he doesn't give a damn about that topic. Jasons also can be good partners if you want someone that does gaming 23 hours a day. They might make you cry but you will know they do care if you cry tears of happyness.

Jack-"Dude Jason is grumpy today and screwed up my project!"
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."

by almostGOAT December 11, 2018

Jason

an annoying fagot lover who has no life. He may also be the dumbest person you've met in your life. its very easy to get mad at him

Jason *does something stupid*
me: JASON YOUR RETARDED

by toni0719 May 1, 2019

Jason

Jason poses all the time and smells the cheese

Jason is such a poser

by UnknownCoco February 26, 2020

Jason

Love BRINKS
Hard ass dirty ass stinky ass long ass hairy ass
Dicks in his mouth
But still sexy

Used as a name for a idiot

But sexy
Jason!!!!!!!

by Merplovesbread June 5, 2016

Jason

Jason, a person who is used but not hurt, not damaged or even satisfying- he can be mean when he wants to and has morals...

Omg that dude is such a Jason...

by Bluutooth July 13, 2016

jason

his dingaling is 1 in or less long
he is NOT pretty and he will never b smashed sorry jason

jason: lemme smash!!!!!
everyone who was ever born: no

by jasons tagalong is 1 inch February 25, 2017

Jason

The biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the fucking planet. He has a freckle on his dick and the doctors fucked up his circumcision. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and he acts tough and mysterious but he really gets his ass beat. He treats girls like objects and then dumps them in the trash.

Wow I hate Jason he's such an asshole!

by Beefjerkyhoe123 March 13, 2017