Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).

Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.

by suhdude123 December 21, 2016

Jake

A gay person.

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.

by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020

Jake

A guy who shits his pants

When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants

by Confess101 December 16, 2017

Jake

A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected

Jake is a dick

by CHARBULL March 2, 2017

Jake

Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america

Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him

by Jake the candyman March 4, 2019

Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.

Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.

by Salutentiano April 20, 2019