The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009
1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
1.
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
2.
Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
by Cherrubim March 02, 2011
Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010
Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.
by whoisatlas November 26, 2010
The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
by Moonstomper May 24, 2009
by paydaddi November 25, 2004
When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.
by Glenn Ladd May 24, 2005