morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 12, 2015

Morning pussy

Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.

Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.

Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.

by Lars Dav March 03, 2017

Morning move

The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up

Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym

Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet

Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already

by Thach0s3n0n3 June 17, 2019

morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.

Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.

by TheMorningCamel February 09, 2017

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 16, 2019