Fail-fi

A Wi-Fi network that instantly fails when you connect to it.

My bro just rages all because of his house's fail-fi

by EF2020 February 2, 2026

Rage-fi

An extremely violent, uncontrollably angry reaction over the not working Wi-Fi

A streamer just threw a rage-fi while he was in the development of his Roblox experience due to a sudden outage with his Internet Service Provider (ISP)

by EF2020 February 2, 2026

For Better or For Wi-Fi

For Better or For Wi-Fi (vow, modern edition)

1. The sacred marital promise to remain faithful through sickness, health, and unstable internet connections.
2. A 21st-century covenant meaning: “I will love you unconditionally… unless you reset the router without warning.”
3. The true test of compatibility—when buffering circles appear and neither of you panics or blames the other.
4. A solemn agreement that no matter how heated the argument gets, someone will still know the Netflix password.

Modern Translation:
“For richer or poorer” → “Shared Amazon Prime.”
“In sickness and in health” → “Muted on Zoom but still arguing.”
“Till death do us part” → “Or until the Wi-Fi drops during the season finale.”

Example:
Spouse 1: “The internet’s down.”
Spouse 2: “Did you pay the bill?”
Spouse 1: “I thought you did.”
Marriage Counselor: “And this is where ‘for better or for Wi-Fi’ really begins.”

by Rump_Supporter_47 February 21, 2026