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harley

a pretty boy who is a little bit of a people pleaser, he is super caring but kinda short - it’s ok though his personality makes up for it… (he also likes karate)
how’s harley? he’s in a silly goofy mood
by kiwibirdmama March 15, 2023
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harley pickering

harley pickering? you mean no pussy pickering?
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Harley

A blonde, white female aged 19-21, who is at a nightclub or bar at most U.S colleges, actively seeking to manipulate men into purchasing them drinks, then dropping them, and then making blatant lies to the bouncer, ultimately getting them kicked out of the club.

Analogous to a HARLOT. But they only use you for drinks, not sex.

Originating from WVU, Morgantown, WV.
“That Harley said I was stalking her and the bouncer told me it was time to go.”

“Dude don’t buy that Harley those shots, she’s using us my guy.”

“Bro that a Harley, I don’t play with shit.”
by Heisenburg April 1, 2023
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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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harley keeble

harley keeble is a human sex machine and has a minimum of 20 huge inches attached to his body.in fact i’ve come across a harley keeble and his morbidly beastly winkle🤪
A harley keeble looks like a young boy with a small winkle but is actually quite the opposite coz he is very mature for his age but you’ll never meet one over the age of 50 because he is very fatigued because he’s carrying that behemoth of a willy due to it caressing the floor and tickling it. alsooooo when he swings round he can take of like a chopper✌🏻✌🏻
stranger1: HARLEY KEEBLE BROKE MY BACK WITH HIS COCK

stranger2:no shit ofc he broke your back his dick is so big he can use it to fly so your back probs looks like mash from where it’s been chopped by a helicopter blade
by poo_poker_lover August 15, 2024
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Harley

Harley is a smart pretty kitten, who struggles with showing up to places on time.

Working hard to get defined legs
Harley hits the gym
by Sussybaka10297472 April 26, 2024
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Harley ridley

A person with a massive square shaped head who lives and breathes chicken nuggets.
by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024
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