gut-gagger

A gas station / convenience store hotdog, usually of dubious quality and freshness.

I stopped at the Slurp & Burp to grab a couple of gut-gaggers and a Coke for lunch.

by BDOG47 July 28, 2016

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.

Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.

by ThatJO February 2, 2018

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

Gut Angel

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, in which you defecate on your partners stomach, and afterwards toilet paper is used to give the turd the appearance of wings.

My partner asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but being a good church going individual, I compromised with a gut angel instead.

by Loving Brian August 11, 2012

Gut dropper

Name given to a male/female who constantly farts and stinks out the room

"Ahhh that stinks, bet its that Gut dropper 'dave'"

by Jt85 May 1, 2012

Hate it to Guts

When a person hates a specific object so much, that it turns into guts.

When my friend Tristan is blocked by a parked car while backing out of the driveway, he will sometimes exclaim, "I hate it to guts!"

by Lyf-Cam August 20, 2011