Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.

- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.

by Carnosaure March 6, 2010

Green Beer Day

GBD is a day when miami university (ohio) students, and the locals, get wastey pants off green beer. usually, everyone ends the night with the poops and all the sluts puke an unfamiliar green (pink and blue vom is usually in their repertoire.)

OMG I can't wait for Green Beer Day, I'm so totes going to puke on that guys crotch.

by miami bitch May 30, 2012

national green poop day

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.

If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.

by KindaIrish March 22, 2017

national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

A Young Dan Green In His Day

an amazing runner. Un beatable in anything he does. The ultimate athlete and competitor. Destroyer of worlds

I thought i was gonna win that race the other day, but then A Young Dan Green In His Day passed me and won easily. I was in awe.

by LBJ23King July 11, 2010

Green Day

Green Day is a shitty ass band that is like Disney Channel trying to be punk their songs literally will give you an aneurysm. Teen boy nerds like to listen to them and think they’re special . Basically they suck ass.

“Dude I love Green Day”

“Well how bout you shut the fuck up”

by PancakesnReefer October 1, 2018