godecker

A man who looks like Jesus, but hung like Mary....

Man you should shoot that Godecker in the head....

by GaryHatesMattSoMuch May 19, 2008

Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.

(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)

by Golden Dude July 7, 2009

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

Golden Wake

Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.

Refer to the definition. Golden Wake.

by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010

Golden Whistle

When receiving fellatio, a male urinates into the performing females mouth and all over her face and body if he prefers.

Last night when Kimmy was blowing me I gave her a golden whistle.

by AJax Mydick September 21, 2010

Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.

Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.

by Chillip September 30, 2010

Goldeneye Online

So much potential!!!
But... So many problems that could have been fixed so very easily!!! Stupid EuroCom.

Dude1 is playing Goldeneye Online with random people...
Dude1 - "Yes! 10 kill streak!"
--LOST CONNECTION TO HOST--
Dude1 - MOTHERFUCKER!

Chaos ensues as nunchuk flies through kitchen window only to enter neighboring bathroom of cranky, octogenarian, war veteran and widow neighbor.

by Nothequestioniswhoareyou July 28, 2011