Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.
Rich: I never meet my father.
Rich: I never meet my father.
by Stay KA October 21, 2009

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
by LyleStyle July 11, 2010

by Guess Who?! March 4, 2016

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
A short rejuvenating snooze.
Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"
Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"
Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"
by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.
Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
by ThatJO February 3, 2018

by unknown69a June 19, 2014
