Alan Gabriel

People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”

Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!

Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.

by Trust me, I looked it up April 08, 2019

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Gabriel Yellow

Also known as the Gabbonski, the Gbitch, the Gabberoni, or the jack of all trades, master of none, this person is a man singularly dedicated to his wood and strings. He is a man finished in his character development arc, and is currently Yale-bound. Famous for his catchphrases "got" "seven foot frame, rats along his back", and "meh", he is a trendsetter in the english language. A commander of respect, not many remain upright when in his presence.

Damn dog, that dude Gabriel Yellow just keeps on pushing on. Wish I could be like him.

by MackSneale December 15, 2022

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Gabriel Rugama

The typical guy who thinks he’s depressed or something also has mass amounts of hentai on his phone he’s been waiting with his little buddy for henna haven to jerk off to his favorite internet waifu and underaged e-girls.

That guy is a Gabriel Rugama what a mindless idiot.

by 🅾🅱🅴🆂🅴 🅿🅾🆃🅰🆃🅾 May 14, 2019

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