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Theory of Gyatt 

Gyatt = ((circumference of gyatt - circumference of waist) + (circumference of gyatt - circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct)) x Rdt

*Subject change pending further proof of gyatt levels
"Bro, she's got a Gyatt." "nah, bro, that one is better." "Well, I guess we'll have to plug some measurements into the Theory of Gyatt to determine which ones better."
Theory of Gyatt by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025
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Gyat or gyatt (guy-at, or gee-ot) 

It is a descriptive word for, usually a woman, having a larger than average butt.
Yo bro check out that lvl ten Gyat or gyatt (guy-at, or gee-ot)

ohio skibidi gyatt sigma 

The ultimate level of the league of Sigma's
I levelled up to OHIO SKIBIDI GYATT SIGMA
are you autistic.

skibidi sigma gyatt ohio rizz rizzler +10000 aura💀

if you are brain rot you will say this
so for example you say dont say brain rot the brain rot person comes and says skibidi sigma gyatt ohio rizz rizzler +10000 aura💀 thats it

oh my gyatt

you see someone walking around and they're dragging that thang
"oh my gyatt.. did you see that ass??"

"ya bro that thang was dragging"
oh my gyatt by scottbomb November 4, 2025

iro's gyatt

OH MY GOD IRO'S GYATT IS SO HUGE...
iro's gyatt by epicreguli November 29, 2025

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀