Government Failure

HS2

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.

by Aoctavio March 28, 2022

Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America

Our country does not have a stable government.

by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

by suicidel December 4, 2024

Government

The ruler
The one that will try to slowly kill you

"We will bring peace, we will be the best government!"
"Yes"
"Thanks for electing us, your execution date is in: 956 days."
"The best government!"
"We will bring democracy"

by Edolf Hitler, the commander January 22, 2023

Quasi Government movement

A movement that seeks to promote the formation of any number of governments within a government that would take care of peoples needs such as education,derence, medical care etc.
In the eyes of the host government it would not be considered ligit.
There are many drug dealers in the movement who wish to set up drug cartels as Quasi governments because it is better to have people to suport them and that is one way to do it.

Support the Quasi government movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 30, 2011

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018