Flashy Gordon

Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.

Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!

by MoganB January 28, 2021

Gordon

“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙

“I love you, Gordon.”

by Sofa Doodles August 02, 2022

Gordon

Gordon meaning sexist man alive

If he a Scorpio

He all ways right never wrong

It’s Gordon be more like Gordon

He’s a Gordon wow

by Gpjh November 02, 2023

Gordon

a kid who will turn all your friends gay

The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men

by Jbuckley May 19, 2023

Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 11, 2022

Gordon

A Male Swirly Tabby Cat That Meows And Plays with Kittens.

This is Gordon

by MayDayMeh June 13, 2018

Gordon

He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly

Gordon is ugly

by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 15, 2019