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Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
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Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...
by AsianTec April 22, 2017
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Fred Weasley

It's me. I'm Fred. Hi.
Ignorant person: "Who's Fred Weasley?"
Me: "It's me. I'm Fred. HI."
by FredWeasley September 19, 2021
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Fred Flintstone

A huge monster schlong thats a super chode, but is insanely callousey because thats what Fred Flintstone sues to stop his car.
by IBILISTAKID December 10, 2021
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fred weasley

the hottest man alive. He is the hottest ginger out there . if you love a Fred Weasley you truly have fantastic taste,
ur a Fred Weasley simp right?
fuck yes I am
by Accie_spades_69 February 21, 2023
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fred

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not
by asher chiam May 16, 2020
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