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bag fuck

Any act of putting an item into your inventory in a video game, especially if you're not going to use it.
First made popular by a popular YouTuber DeliciousCinnamon, this term comes from a blind idiot translation of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Due to varying graphical representations of putting inventory items away, a real life act of bag fuck remains a mystery, much like recipes for volcano bakemeat and kuang steak.
As the term bag fuck is also being popularized by another YouTuber, Slowflake, it may become either a forced meme or a valid Internet forums term.
EGGIE!DRUG
BAG FUCK!
--Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal
by Minkovsky July 11, 2011
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Fuck buddy

A person with whom one has occasional casual sex in the context of a friendly relationship unburdened by any romantic interest or love.
I see Jane once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider her a fuck buddy.
by Nondescript June 9, 2010
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Fuck Liberals

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.
Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!
by hat'em May 25, 2009
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fuck the fuck off

When you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "Fuck Off" won't do. This amplification of it is a good expression to use.
Hey Bill, why don't you just fuck the fuck off.
by rusty69 October 15, 2013
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Fat Fuck

A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;

1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.
by Go ham October 3, 2012
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Fuck your canoe

A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."

The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."

The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.

The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.

The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"

And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
by LMontiel July 29, 2012
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