kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.

OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!

by tpnoll February 5, 2016

Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes

Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.

by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015

farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

by Just a farmer January 10, 2014

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022