sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Juicy fruit

Bad bitch women’s pussies that are wet often and randomly.

Tom: “hey Jim heard Kate’s got that juicy fruit.”

Jim: “yeah she’s wet all the time it’s lit.”

by TrippyKat July 16, 2021

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008

fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)

I like fruit leathers :)

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 9, 2022