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sigmund fried

When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist
Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried
by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019
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Fri Nods

Extremely brutal sex, ravaging her mouth till she gags, stretching her vagina till it gapes, punishing her asshole.
I love ravaging girls mouths, stretching their vaginas, and punishing their assholes, Fri Nods are the best
by massivegapers September 18, 2016
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Curly Fried

Being Forced To Pay For Something
Mourad & Nick Went To Jack In The Box Because Lizzie & Natalie Said They Wanted Tacos. But All Of A Sudden Lizzie Wanted Curly Fries So They Told The Lady To Ring Up Curly Fries. Lizzie & Natalie Didn't Have Enough Money So Nick & Mourad Were FORCED To Pay For The Tacos & Curly Fries.

I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D
by Average.Co September 19, 2010
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Nacho Fries

Donald Trump's SePhOrA custom foundation shade, Whereas Joe Biden's is just some liquid dandruff whiter than Ed Sheeran's ass
Omg I chug that new Nacho Fries fLaVorEd foundation from Sephora MmmmMmmmm so smegsie
by bingleton coochiesmith May 14, 2022
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Confident Fri

“ Today at the coffee shop I saw this confident fri!”
by Bobri July 27, 2018
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fried fritters

When someone sleeps around; a slut.
Kari called Cathy a fried fritter, but Kari should check herself and think before doing that again!
by Leslie May 13, 2005
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cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.
omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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