Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried
by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019

Extremely brutal sex, ravaging her mouth till she gags, stretching her vagina till it gapes, punishing her asshole.
I love ravaging girls mouths, stretching their vaginas, and punishing their assholes, Fri Nods are the best
by massivegapers September 18, 2016

Mourad & Nick Went To Jack In The Box Because Lizzie & Natalie Said They Wanted Tacos. But All Of A Sudden Lizzie Wanted Curly Fries So They Told The Lady To Ring Up Curly Fries. Lizzie & Natalie Didn't Have Enough Money So Nick & Mourad Were FORCED To Pay For The Tacos & Curly Fries.
I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D
I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D
by Average.Co September 19, 2010

Donald Trump's SePhOrA custom foundation shade, Whereas Joe Biden's is just some liquid dandruff whiter than Ed Sheeran's ass
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