snot hockey

A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.

As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.

by Baldymore June 6, 2009

hockey jesus

Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.

Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?

Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.

Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.

Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.

by fg8338 April 16, 2008

Butt Hockey

A game in which you attempt to throw washers into a coffee can located in the center of a wooden box. A washer landing inside the box is 1 point, and 3 points for landing inside the coffee can.

Damn, this game is fun, but I can't beat Allan in Butt Hockey for the life of me!

by That guy333 August 12, 2008

Hockey scum

Hockey scum mostly populate private high schools where they are recruited to and glorified by the institution. They are easily identified by the accumalation of "flow" they rock, and their distinct swagger of walking like the have one of their very own hockey sticks rammed up their ass. In the Northeast many of the sport Boston accents despite the fact that they live no where near the city. They're known for thinking they are tough shit. Besides playing hockey their intrests are packing lips, getting blowjobs, and spreading herpes.

Carly: "Number 23 has great flow."
Amanda: "Yeah but i hear he hooked up with Christine and now she has a cold sore"
Carly: "Oh... i hooked up with him last night"
Amanda: "yeah that's hockey scum for ya"

by lawrenceprez August 10, 2010

bagel hockey

act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion

i played bagel hockey with susan last night

by stykitin April 4, 2005

Sexy Hockey

Sexy Hockey;

Hockey played so well you can only call it sexy. It's that feeling you get when you can't do anything wrong on the ice.

Sexy hockey generally compliments:

- Cold Rinks and Hot Dangles
- Snipes
- End to end rushes
- Tape to Tape Sauce
- Crushing Hits
- Droppin' the Mits
- Road Trips

Use of definition:

Bobby - "that was a sick dangle"

Wayne - "yeah, it's Sexy Hockey.

by Sxy Hcky August 20, 2010

Field Hockey

A sport played on a rectangular field having a netted goal at each end, in which two teams of 11 aggressive and determined girls each compete in driving a small leather-covered ball into the other's goal, each player is equipped with a stick having a curved end or blade that is flat on one side and rounded on the other.

The girls played field hockey at school on the weekend.

by Sports Definitions October 31, 2018