Ethan

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf

Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy

by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020

Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

Ethan

ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.

homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!

homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.

Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan

by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan looked up his bane to find a funny definition well here’s you funny definition

You will eventually work at Maccas and secretly eat all the food. You like games and you love food.

Ethan has a small.... Ethan likes food

by Just a lil girl with a huge... May 27, 2018