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Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.
Ethan is very depressed human.
Ethan by Uyxie July 4, 2018
Ethan; a dick sucking homo loving dumb butt fucker that thinks he's the coolest guy but in reality he's a dumb fuck
Ethan by Only facts January 4, 2016
A guy who loves to go round sending nudes to every girl who's has skin. He's very tall, and has a 6.5cm and crusty dick.
There's nothing like a good old Ethan ;)
Ethan by 6.6cmandcrusty May 29, 2016
Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people
hey ethan its ok if u have a small penis we dont blame you
Ethan by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017
Ethan is the name of a basic white boy. He is smart and popular and probably records everyone on Snapchat. Ethan is really funny and is the kind of person you want to be friends with.
Who is your bestfriend? Mine's is Ethan.
Ethan by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018
A person who is extremely determined to prove people wrong...He has great hair and a funny guy,he’s athletic and plays multi-sports.At first he may seem shy however once he opens up it is hard not to fall in love with him.
Wow,did u see that guy today..he’s such an Ethan!
Ethan by YSS.2018 January 23, 2018