by Super Toby November 12, 2010

The other day, I wrote this awesome song called "I Like to Muff Dive through Beaver Cheese, Duck Butter, and Green Foliage...MMM Good!"
by J-Bird! March 8, 2005

the act of jizzing on a girls crusty, overgrown nappy bush. While it hangs over her vagina flaps, you make your nuts saggy, and wind up for a powerful thrust of a nutclap, simoultaneously pounding the semin particles into her saggy vagina.
by radiokiller95 August 14, 2009

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.
by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

by Joek33m December 1, 2022

the hottest guy alive, literally so handsome and is funny charming and 1.90. people with this name have the biggest muscles in all of the world and are really cool and relatable. everyone wants to be like octavius quandavius dingle
by mm_baguette123 June 26, 2022
