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Omegle Depression 

The feeling of depression after being banned from Omegle. Usually involves depression over the fact you'll never be able to chat to the people you met on the site ever again. Also can involve depression over the fact that you'll never be able to have fun on omegle or meet famous people such as PewDiePie on the website again. The best remedy for Omegle Depression is going outside and getting a life, or visiting new sites which are just as fun.
Person 1: "Will you be on Omegle again tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah!"
Person 1: "I'll see you tomorrow then!"
Person 2: "Cya buddy!"

-Your computer/network is banned for possible bad behavior-

Person 1: *Begins to suffer from Omegle Depression*
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concert depression 

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.
I've got really bad concert depression.
concert depression by Em5sos June 5, 2016

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

Post Novel Depression 

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.
Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.

Fast-acting depression

When you suddenly become sad or upset for no apparent reason.
I was just talking with my friends and all the sudden fast-acting depression hit me.

Red Dead Depression 

The sadness or depression felt after finishing Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2
“Dude, I just finished playing Red Dead Redemption 2”.
“Yeah? Did you like it?”
“I don’t know...I just...don’t know. I think I’m gonna go sleep for a while.”
“Dude, it sounds like you got Red Dead Depression!”
Red Dead Depression by Chubcat February 24, 2021

Post-masturbation Depression 

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.
Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...