Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
Get the Comment novelistmug. People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.
On a video about murdering a child.
by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022
Get the Confused Commentatormug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
Get the Constant Commentmug. A comment in which the soul purpose is to hurt the feelings of a loved one or to make them feel guilty
Danielle: what took you so long to text me back? I bet your with some other girl.
Sam: what a gabby comment!
Sam: what a gabby comment!
by Confused lover August 22, 2011
Get the Gabby commentmug. by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025
Get the On-handed commentmug. by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018
Get the sage commentmug.