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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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Thirsty comment

When someone makes a sleazy, sexually inappropriate comment on someone’s photo or post.
Did you see all those thirsty comments on her photo.
by Jay.jay88 August 9, 2021
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Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd May 10, 2011
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I cunt comment

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.
‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’
by I cunt comment May 18, 2022
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no comment

"no comment"

it might seem like a normal way to say you dont wanna say something about it, it's not. It actually means you're a femboy twink.
"No comment" is the same as "I am a femboy twink that wants to be fucked hard"
by HalloFalloMallo April 1, 2022
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one little comment

Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.
Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020
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