Coffee Dream

Being coffee dream means being very soft, pinteresty and cute (especially, having lots of coffee pictures in your Instagram feed)

Omg, she is such a coffee dream.
Stop being a coffee dream, become a boss.

by dabaddestv June 20, 2021

coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 28, 2021